Irish toast

An Irish toast (in reaction to the one that ended “God bless King Billy and to hell with the Pope”):

Up the long ladder and down the short rope,
To hell with King Billy and God bless the Pope.
If that doesn’t do,
We’ll tear hm in two,
And send him to hell with his red white and blue,

  • shory


Another Irish toast: “If you’re lucky enough to be Irish, you’re lucky enough.”
My personal favorite: “To my friends, who know me well, and like me anyways.”

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